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Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
12:14 pm	Sorry to say but... Anyone who thinks that Zach's current behavior in regards to his love life is a normal thing is either a moron or doesn't have the energy to talk to him constantly about it. Whipped is whipped and infatuated is infatuated... Oh yeah, and telling a person that his personality has changed and he isn't funny anymore, rather annoying is absolutely not the same as calling a person ugly. If a person cannot handle a criticism like that (not being funny or witty anymore) then that person does not want to people to be honest with him and really just wants unconditional approval for his abnormal behavior, like a drug addict. (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 4th, 2005
1:31 pm	The difference between me and Diana My preference in men is big hairy shirtless men with muscles and tattoos, who build and saw things and own belt sanders and rev car engines. Her preference is guys who read poetry and do fag/girly shit like that. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
11:35 am	Herbert: The New Quest Note: This will not change the story of Onodor but there will be a new sequal which is not a sequal since it takes place during the Onodor movie but will have a crazy old flabby man who tries to emulate Onodor but only ends up killing little kids and other defenseless targets with a kitana while wearing a football helmet and shorts with a skull painted on them. At the end of this movie he yells, "Onodor! my cousin!" and the credits roll. But alas, in Onodor: The Quest for Earth, Herbert is nothing more than one of Onodor's hapless victims. See, the movies intertwine but with no good reason at all. Is Herbert Onodor's cousin? Is he just a dilusional old man? The movie certainly won't answer these questions. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
3:26 pm	I just don't know I don't know if I should go to ten bell's tonight and throw ice and beer at the drunk upstarts. No, they're not worth my beer or my $5. hmmm.... Tiffany and I have a new radio show every wednesday at 9-10 on WCKS. It's still called Kiiiiillllaaaa Piiiiggss and it's still awesome and now it's after 9 so we can play more songs. I've watched every Toxic Avenger movie about a 500 times now in my anticipation of my hero and top director Lloyd Kaufman. And now... I think Dan is full of shit. I guess one would have to actually experience something to say what the smart way of handling a situation is. And in the case of fighting back against someone in bar or any other hang out, it's sometimes necessary and anyone who knows me knows I think macho attitudes and jocko behavior are stupid. Plus one cannot draw a parallel between social situations and governmental policy and claim anyone who fights back is doing what the U.S. is doing in Iraq or acting like a mob of ignorant patriots, these are unrelated. If your good time is being ruined by an asshole at a bar, coffee shop, concert venue etc. and it won't stop, you either get security gaurds to help you out or use any means necessary and police the situation yourself. Dan is a great guy... I just think his idealistic ultra-pacifistic views are not based on any ounce of reality and he should seriously think about what he would do if he were ever put in that situation. He thinks he has never experienced such a thing because he behaves so peacefully. I say it's because he's been lucky for 20 years. Let us all be that lucky that we not experience a piece of shit bullying asshole who would pick on someone for no reason. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 9th, 2005
1:36 am	A really long journal entry Here is a list of every movie I watched during the break, how many times I watched it(if more than once) and a review for each: King of the Ants-watched a lot of this in fast forward but some story about a guy who kills another guy by crushing him with a fridge and then gets tortured during the rest of the movie by some guys then gets saved by a girl and bangs her and then she finds out the guy he killed was her husband, then he kills her. Has some tv actor which makes the movie seem funnier. My Sweet Killer-again, in fast forward but it seemed to have the same scene of a guy hanging with some thugs then going to a shrink, then being dead in a bathtub, won some crappy award... Screaming Dead-not bad, creepy guy takes nude photos of girls in a haunted mantion which he doesn't know is haunted... then they all find out and fight some ghost, there's more to this one, worth watching even though it's filmed on DV. Stepford Wives-sitting at the dinner table with another family who have a daughter about my age. Got really bored listening to the old people and asked her if she wanted to go rent a movie, she likes movies like Armagedon but she did pay for the movie... this one's about robot wives in some ritzy town, starring Nicole Kidman... I don't give a shit, made some point about something, but, like Mean Girls, wasn't funny at all. The Toxic Avenger (3 times)-Do I really have to review it? You know me and you know that I think it's one of the greatest movies ever. I find it sweet that all one has to do to raise his or her strength and self confidence is dive head first into toxic waste. The Toxic Avenger Part II (3 times)-Less horror elements than the first one. More cartoony violence. More of an action comedy than action/horror/comedy, funny, violent, and for some reason they changed the name of Toxie's blind girlfriend from Sarah to Claire. The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie-The worst one in the series mainly because it's left over shots from the last one... Toxic becomes a yuppy then relizes it's bad then fights the devil. Great opening scene but that's it. Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger Part IV (2 times)- What a great movie! Sicko taboos, feces in faces, decapitations, Aids needle stabbings, abortion clinic visits, penis explosions, and appearances from Ron Jeremy, Lemmy, and Kinky Finklestien a.k.a. Corey Feldman. Oh and those two Jewish twin comedians on VH1 and E! Toxie's wife is now Sarah again. The Toxic Crusadors Movie-Remember the Saturday morning cartoon? What a fun and funny all ages cartoon. Take a bunch of episodes, stick 'em together and you got a movie! Like the ninja turtles but with funnier jokes and some sort of social message about pollution. Tales From the Crapper-What a piece of shit! Troma's worst movie? Thankfully it had a special feature documentary making of where Troma president Lloyd Kaufman explains why it turned out so bad, and no he did not direct it. A bunch of assholes were given $250,000! That's a lot just to make a movie when you're a novice director! So they blow it on booze and produce a mess of scenes involving a strip club and some party where the camera crew joins the actors in drinking. There's a lotta tits especially from main attraction Julie Straine (big b movie actress) and some guy gets a bug claw up his butt and sprays ass blood (that's funny!) but so what, tits, some alien bug, boner vision... the only other kinda funny thing was the Canibal Lesbian Hoedown music video... Class of Nuke'em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown-not bad, this director can't nail a slapstick joke at all but so what, it's an interesting story involving Tromaville junior college, subhumanoids who are some experimental human creation devoid of emotion, except for one which the main character falls in love with and uh a guy being force fed broken glass until he melts down, a struggle between a good scientist and a corrupt business guy and a giant mutant squirrel. Star Wars-seen it for the first time, watched the whole trilogy in one sitting. now I know what the hype is about, not bad at all I do have to say, cool characters, nice action... eh, you've all seen it. The Empire Strikes Back-the best one in the series, feels like the middle of a six hour movie. Return of the Jedi-the worst one of the series, the last fighting sequence takes too damn long... Nemesis 2: Nebula-a mix of Predator (the monster) and The Terminator(killer comes back in time to alter the future) takes place in Africa, designed for the sci-fi channel... Eat The Rich (2 times)- A very funny comedy from Brittish comedy group The Comic Strip. Dry humor obviously but a big spit in the face of the upper crust of Brittish society. A waiter named Alex is fired then becomes homeless, after not recieving his dole money assembles a revolution with other downtrodden souls then kills all the customers and management at the restaurant and reopens it as Eat The Rich where rich people are served... meanwhile Spider (played by Lemmy) and his partner, soviet double agents try to bring down corrupt politician Nosher Powell... great movie, and great soundtrack! Rest in Pieces-Don't let the title decieve you. This movie sucks. At only 80 minutes, it seems way longer, non building suspense with two people looking for money in a big haunted mantion. The only clue to the ghosts existence is the constant rearranging of clothes... there's also some stabbing and a corpse, that's it. For some reason it's not rated. Dead Dudes in the House-From Troma, of course! Another wonderful Evil Dead ripoff. Arguing teens go to a house to rebuild it and a crazy dead grandmother starts killing people. Then the dead come back with more attitude and start killing off their friends and no one survives at the end! Cool gory effects! Spiderman 2-yes, I saw it for the first time, not bad. The first one's better. This one has great action sequences and they make a good effort for Doc Ock's arms not to be all CGI where they don't need to be, but 2 problems: a.) Doc Ock isn't crazy enough. Unlike the Green Goblin, Doc Ock pretty much realizes he fucked up and voluntarily kills himself. I mean come on! and j.) too much cheeseball drama! Yes, it reflects how tough it is to fight crime and be a teen but so what! The ending was too perfect where he tells MJ not to get involved with him because her life might be in danger and she just doesn't care because love cures all and they kiss?! seriously! although I do say Kirsten Dunst is just so darn lovable and cute in that plain jane kinda way. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight-This kind of movie from a big budget studio?! Hell yeah, why don't they do these kinds of movies any more? Granted the religious crap about Jesus' blood in a key which protects them from the demons in this movie was not for me but some guy summons pretty cool looking creepy demon monsters who get killed in bloody ways! This is cool! I'm actually kinda surprised it got an R rating. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood-I actually watched Spiderman 2, Demon Knight and this all in one night. So what. Ditto goes for the second (actually technically third) Tales from the Crypt movie. Get this, a mortuary that doubles as a whore house with vampires! Corey Feldman and his friend go there and don't come back so Dennis Miller and this chick go and investigate. Then they spray all of them with holy water and they melt or explode! This movie has a lot of nudity for its R rating. And it's pretty damn gory! Those are my reviews. Eat shit. You can call me a nerd and you can call me a geek but... DO NOT CALL ME A DORK!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 13th, 2004
5:28 pm	Oh yeah, happy Chanukah. I forgot to write that before. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 12th, 2004
12:31 pm	I don't mean to send people to jail, honest I just want to make the point that I almost sent Tiffany and Cody to jail at 5 in the morning. But it probably could have been worse. See, it didn't register that opening a car door while moving on gvsu's campus, with cops watching, is a bad idea. Especially when you do it three times. So we got stopped Tiffany had to do drunk tests. She didn't appreciate having to do so after she had been drinking and sobered up,. Completely. I mean, what an insult to have to go to jail and not even be drunk. Cody had some sort of a record and had an open intoxicant in the car. So he didn't appreciate it either. I'm sorry to both. But it could have been worse had I decided to argue with the cop because after all, all cops are jerks for trying to enforce the law at all. It could have been way worse if I decided to give the cop the finger and yell at him and call him an asshole. Yes, that would have definately sent both of them to jail. The fajita salad at IHOP made me sick so I opened the door three times because I thought I was going to puke. So, it's actually IHOP's fault. I blame them. Somebody stop me from turning our presious(?) Sequential Art Society into a comic fanboy fantasy club. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, December 10th, 2004
7:29 pm	It's just too damn funny when Kyle says that Kendal's comic book club are a bunch of dorks. I mean, seriously. But yeah, last night was total dorko convention as the comic club watched Flash Gordon serials from the 30's and talked about comics, yeah! It's really heartwarming to hear someone say, "I always tried to hide my vast knowledge of comic books but here I feel like I can be free to express this knowledge" or something to that affect. And yes, I, along with Amanda, am now a head member of the Sequential Art Society while Chris to be away for a little bit. You bet that's two student organizations! Fuck this stupid thing! Yeah, Sequential Art Society rules! Oh yeah, it sucks that while everyone's going out this Friday evening, I have to take a final Saturday morning, yeah, that's right. Current Mood: horselike Current Music: Dictators - Manifest Destiny (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 9th, 2004
8:12 pm	Again, Sequential Art Society movie party Thursday Dec. 9 at 10pm Yes, that's right and we're showing Fash Gordon at our appartment Grand Valley Appartments Lake 6 at 10pm, I believe. I don't know why everyone assumed we were showing RoboCop. Bring food for other people if you want. It might be kinda cramped. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 5th, 2004
8:20 pm	Comic club movie party and Zach shitting in the trash can. Here it is the Dictators' Manifest Destiny album featuring Mark "The Animal" Mendoza who played in Twisted Sister. Herb ordered it for me and it comes in on Tuesday. Oh here's some Handsome Dick Manitoba lyrics from "The Party Starts Now" Stop that whining 'cause you had a bad day if you lost some wait You might get laid Can't stand working 9-5 Can't find a reason to come alive Come on baby and we'll show you how Come on baby... the party starts now!!! The SAS trip was awesome, we visited 5 comic shops in Grand Rapids, so I saw lots of hot ass babes like Vampirella and Lady Death and the chicks from Gen 13, man, it's nice to see that girls know how to dress when fighting bad guys and giant monsters. So we have a Comic Club movie showing party at our appartment at GVA Lake 6 this Thursday. The movie will be a comic book movie. You know like Batman or Judge Dread. But anyone's invited. Zach took a shit in the garbage bucket in the kitchen. Let me elaborate: I come home at fuckin 4 in the morning so I'm too tired to care about much but then he and dan keep informing me that something in the kitchen smells so I check the fridge because it usually does smell but I don't care. So then he tells me to look in the trash maybe to see where it's coming from and it turns out there are a couple turds in the trash. He kept telling me that maybe Ryan did it but I couldn't believe that, so I accused his friend Ian. But it turns out, this was Zach being really really funny and yes, he took a shit in our kitchen trash bucket. Ha Ha Ha!!! Furthermore, he justified it by saying that he had to go the next level in his humor. Apparently Ryan Copping was there pacing back and forth nervously and everyone was there to witness Zach shitting in the trash. We're celebrating Jesse's birthday tonight but he can't go to Chicago anymore. This is a very bad thing. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
10:32 am	Manifest Destiny!!! There was a time when George asked me, "how much more new stuff can you read about The Dictators?" Well buddy, Manifest Destiny, the group's second and hardest to find album has just been reissued, those who know me, know it's tantamount to their "second coming" nonsense, only this one is real!!! I'll the have a picture of the album cover next post. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, November 26th, 2004
3:20 am	Our country reaks of trees, our yaks are very large and they smell like rotting beef carcasses... I finnished the rest of the Ren and Stimpy dvd collection at Jon's house. I now know more yet still have a question or two. Y'see, after season two, there was only one other season left of the show on Nickelodean. For that last season, Games Animation (what an exciting name eh?) took over for Spumco (the genius creators of Ren and Stimpy) and watered down the show for the Nickelodean crowd. This starts to become apparent by some of the so-so episodes plagueing about the last half hour of the third dvd and that aweful episode Son of Stimpy. Yeah, that one, despite being about flatulance, is a dull episode. Anyhow, when I wondered what happened to missing episodes, such as the one where Ren gets the pec implants, I searched and found it as a holdover from the second season that was treated by Games for the third. Maybe it's not as funny as I remembered, who knows? Only one mystery remains and that is: What happened to the episode where Ren and Stimpy set up their home in the carcass of a whale? Is this episode from the new series or is it from season three of the old one? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 25th, 2004
1:10 am	Then, I'm going to tear your ams out of their sockets!!!!!!! Jon got the Ren and Stimpy dvd set with the first two seasons, about seven and half hours of ren and stimpy with all the shit that nickalodean cut out, we watched the first and second dvd 5 hours straight, including the episode Man's Best Friend which was never aired. Favorite episodes: Sven Hoek with "Don't Wiz on the Electric Fence" and the wrestling one, pure genius. (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
10:27 pm	I now rule everything!!! I am now THE Music DirecTORRR for WCKS the most powerful radio station ever!!! Honor and obey for I have the power to decide your future!!! Current Mood: Godlike Current Music: Triumph of Steel by Manowar (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 14th, 2004
5:26 pm	mmm, last night was fun, I was in the man auction, it was funny, I was bought for $10 which was a waste on the buyer's part because then she split. So I don't get it. I mean, is $10 or much more, as it were, really worth spending on the humor of buying a man? Oh and Jesse peed on someone's leg at Mulligan's, I'm not sure but I think he was drinking last night. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 13th, 2004
2:27 am	I Was a Teenage Zombie Ten Bell's friday night was amazing. Punk n' Rockabilly all night and it kicked major ass. The Whores of Babylon, Dangerville and The DeadAlives and their hit "I Was a Teenage Zombie" Or as their singer said, "to our friend in the snow leopard pants..." Then they played the song. It's my favorite song of theirs and should be yours too. Dangerville still was the most killer rockabilly band even if their bass player wasn't a cutey in a skirt shakin' her booty and pointing seductively while playing her upright bass. ahhh... the single life is very refreshing. greasy guys, chicks with black hair, switch blades... Oh and not to seem superficial but I am the hottest person ever with my new skin tight leopard print pants that tiffany gave me. I should know 'cause middle aged women hit on me. oh and to feed my ego even more, I'm participating in the man auction at the morningstar cafe. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 8th, 2004
3:33 pm	Well it's about time isn't it. Now all the Piiigs are single. go G.R. Scum yeah yeah yeah!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 7th, 2004
3:03 am	oh yeah Forgot to mention, the show on Wednesday at Ten Bells was sweet. Cocksnot, The Whores of Babylon and The Deadalives kicked ass, see ya next wednesday at ten bells folks, Glorified Trash and the Cheeztones. Oh and fuck Reade for being a spineless jellyfish who cavorts with the fucker who punched his girlfriend, This rant has been inspired by a phone call from Tiffany. Fucking fuck Reade. These four lines from a generic punk song by a band called Kraut somehow have a lot more meaning for me lately. I don't wanna be with you I don't wanna be seen with you I don't wanna make love to you 'cause I don't wanna be with you "Getaway" by Kraut Time for the third Piiiig to get single.... Listen to the Kiiiiiillllaaa Piiiigs radio show every tuesday at 5 pm on wcks 1610 am or www.wcks.org "I'm the the hillside straaaaanglaaarr..." (Comment on this)
2:33 am	new picture I'm using a different picture because Sarah told me too. And just remember evildoers, ripoffers, and no good lying cheating scum, what goes around comes around. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, November 5th, 2004
1:03 am	Onodor: The Quest for Earth ahhhh... but what is it? For those who don't already know, Onodor: The Quest for Earth is a movie concept that I invented with Nathanial Horwitz in an effort to create the most violent movie of all time but one that lacks any subtlety at all. Sure, Peter Jackson's Brain Dead a.k.a. Dead Alive came close but even that had moments in the movie when people weren't getting killed. You see, Onodor is a warrior who looks like say, Arnold from Conan crossed with the guy who played He-Man in Masters of the Universe. He wields a giant sword that is taller than him and has the ability to cut anything. He comes out of the water, recieves a command from a face in the sky which tells him, "Onodor, you must kill everyone!" to which Onodor responds by walking the entire world and murdering everyone. Other plot ideas were considered but, we figured they would all distract from the main point of the movie, violence. The only dialogue in the movie is designed to get the viewer ready for more killing and there are gratuitious sex scenes which end in more killing. Furthermore, our original idea to have the movie at feature length movie has been changed to making it three full length movies, well one really long movie divided into three parts like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or the Kill Bill movies. And since the second parts wouldn't even allude to why Onodor is doing what he is doing (killing everyone because the face told him so) parts two and three are just big bloodbaths. The movie ends with Onodor walking off a cliff into water. No explanation. If any filmmakers are interested in getting 500+ extras to get killed by a giant sword and a few others to have sex a lot, contact me only through the medium through which this message was written. This movie might cost a lot but believe me, it's worth the budget. Stay tuned in live journal for my other movie ideas. Oh and if Sarah Takala (sorry if i misspelled that) replies to this by calling me a dork, she too will face Onodor's wrath. (4 Comments |Comment on this)